Clothes Shopping

Today I had finally reached the end of my clothing wardrobe and finally went clothes shopping. And yes, I came home as I do every time, with absolutely NOTHING. I either need to be a pygmy or a twig for these clothes to fit me, and I am neither. Not one skirt or dress that wouldn't um, barely cover the basics. So, let's look at tops. As I mentioned in a previous blog, I am a bit overdeveloped in certain areas. A large would fit fine, except it can't get over those areas. Material stretches to the point that I think the shirt is in pain and will start calling for help at any moment. So we move to an extra large. Well, yes, it covers fine up top, but now I look pregnant because it just hangs down. So for all of you out there considering an enhancement, and yes I mean you...:)...think about the long reaching effects. You can never shop normally again. You will leave the stores frustrated, aggravated, and once again, clothesless. All the sit ups in the world will not reduce them. Just remember, the clothes hang from the outermost parts... think about it. And my wardrobe remains the same...again... Well, tomorrow is another day.